"The Butler" lyrics

Good day
This is the English butler for young master Thomas Lee
Unfortunately, he's away presently, but I will deliver your message on my silver platter
Just as soon as I finish picking up all these silk stockings, garter belts, panties, and high heels
The visitors do seem to leave a lot of those behind
He mumbled something about rocking two years on the road with Mötley Crue
But it could also have been [*beep*] two bits of gear on the roof with a shapely broom
You know these top rockstars today
Anyway, at the pop of a champagne cork, leave your message and your humble servant will make sure
That the real Mr. Rich-And-Famous gets it
Cheers