"The Producer" lyrics

Welcome, my name is Jon Caffery
And I am the producer of this record.
It was performed by Die Toten Hosen from Düsseldorf
And made in Germany. And I mean: West-Germany.
I thank you for placing your trust in me.
For further information on potential risks and side effects,
Please consult a doctor or ask your neighbors.
What more can I say? Let's boogie!