"Feed The Lions (Skit)" lyrics

[Circus performer 1:]
Now, now, now nigga
Jus-just sit down for a minute man
'Cause I gotta get something off my chest

[Circus performer 1:]
You understand me?
I'm on the high wire AT every night

[Circus performer 2:]
Yup

[Circus performer 1:]
You understand me?

[Circus performer 2:]
Right

[Circus performer 1:]
Balancing on that bitch is a motherfucker

[Circus performer 2:]
Mm-hmm

[Circus performer 1:]
You understand me?

[Circus performer 2:]
Uh-huh

[Circus performer 1:]
So I'm balancing on that motherfucker
And he gon' give me, you know?
Twos and fews
Twos and fews
Every time—twos and fews

[Circus performer 2:]
Mm-hmm, twos and fews

[Circus performer 1:]
But them motherfucking midgets is getting paid man
I'm telling you
That little bitty motherfuck—you understand me?
But this little Ringleader cat, you know?
Every time I sit 'em down
I'm saying, "Ey man,"

[Circus performer 2:]
Mm-hmm

[Circus performer 1:]
"Look here"
"Look here"
"Can I get a raise?"
You know what I'm saying?
High as a motherfucker
Half my motherfucking size getting paid more than me!

[Circus performer 2:]
Mm!

[Circus performer 1:]
You understand me?
I'm getting half of the money
And I'm taller than the motherfucker

[Circus performer 2:]
Mm-hmm. Right. Right. Right...

[Circus performer 1:]
Shit is crazy man
You know what I'm saying?
The lion
Came out the motherfucking cage
Alright?

[Circus performer 2:]
Right, right, right, right...

[Circus performer 1:]
White people sitting on the front row
Like they do
You understand me?
One of 'em wanted to throw some popcorn at the lion!

[Circus performer 2:]
Aw shi—

[Circus performer 1:]
I knew the motherfucker's hungry!
'Cause they didn't feed the motherfucker at the last show!
You understand me?

[Circus performer 2:]
I remember that
I remember that

[Circus performer 1:]
We stop in Kansas City, Missouri
The motherfucker... didn't even feed the lion!

[Circus performer 2:]
What happened?

[Circus performer 1:]
Three ate up little white children!

[Circus performer 2:]
Jesus...

[Circus performer 1:]
Who he blame it on?
Me!
You understand me?!
That's some bullshit!
I don't feed the animals—

[Circus performer 2:]
Yup, yup, true, true

[Circus performer 1:]
And the high wire!
That's some bullshit!

[Tallahassee-Pain:]
Ya'll better not be smoking in my shit man!

[Circus performer 2:]
Sh—

[Circus performer 1:]
Say what?

[T-Pain:]
Stop smoking in my fucking Cadillac man!

[Circus performer 1:]
Ain't nobody smoking in your motherfucking Cadillac man!
I don't know why—

[T-Pain:]
Yes you is nigga, I see it!

[Circus performer 1:]
—Why you keep tripping on that shit!

[T-Pain:]
Because nigga that's my shit!

[Circus performer 1:]
You got a ashtray in the front, the back, the side!
All up in this motherfucker!

[T-Pain:]
That don't mean nothing!

[Circus performer 1:]
Why you got a ashtray?!
You don't want anybody smoking in the motherfucker?

[T-Pain:]
'Cause I can motherfucker!

[Circus performer 1:]
Well, why we gotta ride in the goddamn Cadillac to begin with?
You ain't got no regular motherfucking transportation for a motherfucker!
It's a circus!!