"Parallel Universe" lyrics

In a parallel universe
I never drink the whiskey
You never mix it quickly
To dissolve it
When nobody's watching

A parallel universe
Where I'm just a dumb teenager
Splitting a fifth of Yeager
With a few friends
We watch Cruel Intentions

A parallel universe
Where I never meet you that day
And I never know your name
Cause you stay home
And go to bed alone

And I fall asleep on the floor and I wake in the morning unharmed

And I'm so free
I'm so free
I'm so happy

In a parallel universe
I don't go to camp that summer
So no one tells me to cover
My body
Don't feel their eyes on me

A parallel universe
Where I never know about things
Like damnation and purity rings
And I'm certain
I'm a good person

A parallel universe
Where I never blame myself
I tell someone and get help
They believe me
But I'm dreaming

As I fall asleep on the floor
Of my dorm and fade into nirvana

And I'm so free
I'm so free
I'm so happy

I'm so free
I'm so free
I'm so...

But this parallel universe
Can't fix the one I live in
But if the chance was given
Would I fix it?
Make it different?

Maybe I'd smile more
But would I like Rocky Horror
And parable of the sower?
Can't leave it
I'll keep it

This life

And I'm so free
I'm so free
I'm so happy