"ABBY (Alternate Version)" lyrics

I hate to break it to you, girl, but we're breaking up
I've put up with your drama just about long enough
And now you wanna know if there's somebody else
Well if I'm being honest then the answer is yes

And her name is Abby
That's any body but you
She'll have a bad little body, be the life of the party
Drink a cold beer or two
She won't make me
Go crazy like you know who
And her name is Abby
That's any body but you

Me and A-B-B-Y gonna have an H-E double L of a time
Yeah, A-B-B-Y any body but you sounds good tonight, hey

Well I bet you and her probably won't get along
She'll love my beat-up truck and all my old country songs
She'll even fit right in with all my wild ass friends
And later on when I go introduce her to them, I'll be like

This is Abby
That's any body but you
She'll have a bad little body, be the life of the party
Drink a cold beer or two
She won't make me
Go crazy like you know who
And her name is Abby
That's any body but you

Look, she won't drive a Honda, won't hate my mama
Won't love the drama, amen
Can't wait to see her, can't wait to meet her
Get her name but til then

I'm a call her Abby
That's any body but you
She'll have a bad little body, be the life of the party
Drink a cold beer or two

She won't make me
Go crazy like you know who
And her name is Abby
That's any body but you

Me and A-B-B-Y gonna have an H-E double L of a time
Yeah, A-B-B-Y any body but you sounds good tonight, hey

Yeah, this is Abby
That's any body but you