"You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch" lyrics

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine and a half-foot pole

No, no

Oh, you're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You've got termites in your smile
You've got all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
Mr. Grinch
Given the choice between the two of you
I'll take the seasick crocodile, yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh, you're a mean one
You're a mean one
Oh, you're a mean one
Oh, you're a mean one
Oh, you're a mean one
Mr. Grinch
Oh, yeah, you're a mean one