"Farnsworth Road" lyrics

As I was drivin' through Las Vegas
By the way of Farnsworth Road
There was a pretty dame, so I asked her name
And said she carried quite a load

She said, "I don't have time for strangers"
I said, "There's no one stranger than me"
She said, "you lend me advance, and I'll give you no sass
La Vega delivery"

I said, "A gal like you, with hair like that
All alone makes me rather sad"
She said, "Go at the girls? I'm a jealous girl
And if he heard you he'd be mighty mad"

But it was much too late for runnin'
Cause behind me stood an eight foot goon
He said, "I'll warn ya once," with a simple punch
And I sank like a lead balloon

And now I'm drivin' through Las Vegas
With a lump that'd heat the stove
And if I get the chance, I'll keep it in my pants
On my way down Farnsworth Road!
Yeah!