"Special Education" lyrics

Calling out everybody 'cross the nation

I used to mingle with the scum
Working hard on my bubblegum
I used to do a lot of dumb
I never got my homework done

I need some motivation, just some inspiration
To keep on learning more
A little fine detention, just some intervention
Is what I'm yearning for

Calling out everybody 'cross the nation
I'm getting ready for some special education

I ran a cryin' to my teacher
She said I'll see what I can do
She said that after school I'll meet ya
And you'll learn a thing or two
She said the main ingredient is you're real obedient
Made it hurt real good a while
She took me by the glans to the promised land
Where I passed my test in style

Calling out everybody 'cross the nation
I'm getting ready for some special education

Show me how to walk
Show me how to talk
Show me how to rock
Special education
Show me how to walk
Show me how to talk
Show me how to fuck
Special education

I'm just a bad little boy with some special needs
Special ed is gonna blow my head
I'm on my knees, please please please

And now I'm dressing up in vinyl
I'm getting ready for my final

Callin out everybody 'cross the nation
I'm getting ready for some special education

Show me how to walk
Show me how to talk
Show me how to rock
Special education
Show me how to walk
Show me how to talk
Show me how to fuck
Special education

So come on, give me some, I'm so dumb
Special education
So come on, I'm so dumb, give me some
Special education