"Same Thing Skit" lyrics

[Phone rings]

[Woman 1:] Hello?

[Woman 2:] Girl, tell me why I bought a bootleg T-Wayne CD?

[Woman 1:] What? Girl tell me why they sold me one all the way in Houston?

[Woman 2:] What it sound like though?

[Woman 1:] Girl it don't matter if it came out of Target or the flea market. It's the same thing.

[Woman 2:] True.

[Woman 1:] Gucci, fake Gucci, it's the same thing. Booboo, Louis, it's the same thing. As a matter of fact, Corolla, Lamborghini...

[Both:] It's the same thing!