"INTRODUCTION" lyrics

Man, how much further is this shit?
See that cabin about a half a mile away?
Yeah
Well, that's about the halfway point
Are you fucking serious?
I'm kidding, I'm kidding, it's right over here
So who's all coming tonight?
Oh, you know, me, you, I'll be there, you're coming
So just us
So what if it is? Man, we could use a little Twiztid time. I got some face melters, some drinks, snacks, what else we need?
How about TV, some AC, maybe some fucking music?
How about no TV, and no AC, but I did bring the ouija board. Maybe we can conjure-
No, no, no
What? What no? Here you go, every time-
Every time we fuck with the ouija board, something fucking happens. The time we made contact with the little ghost boy with the creepy little fucking leg and then brought forth the lady demon with the pool stick arm, I am not doing this shit
Bro, none of that shit happened. You got so cooked that you thought everyone was a goddamn ghost. And she didn't have pool stick arms, she was on crutches, and you wandered into her goddamn tent
I know what I saw
Well, here it is, the old cabin by the lake. Where'd you go? Hey, Jamie. Jamie! Jamie! Well, he probably went piss or something. Alright, I'm about to get unpacked, baby