"The Perfect Product" lyrics
(feat. JP Incorporated)
Hi
Hello
How are you?
So-so
I'm glad to hear that
Oh...
If I may take a moment of your time
I'd like to take this opportunity
To tell you about something
So new
So revolutionary
So exciting
I'm listening
That it will completely change your life
Now I know what you're thinking
Trust me, I get it!
So I'm gonna cut right to the chase:
If you respect high quality
If you expect only the best
Only the best
Then folks, let's get right down to business
If you enjoy having fun
If you like guarantees
That sounds just like me!
I proudly present to you...
The Perfect Product
It's perfect for you
Perfect for your family
It's perfect for your friends!
A product you can trust
You can totally rely on
A product you can believe in
I believe!
Just enjoy your time with it
It's a product you can love
A product you will like
I know that you're gonna like this product
I love the Product!
So if you don't mind I'd like to go into further detail and give you some more information
Yes, please
Because we really want you to feel comfortable about all your Product related decisions
Now, a couple questions:
Would classify yourself as top notch?
Do you like being the talk of the town?
Let's say you get excited about great value
Such great value!
Then boy do I have exciting news for you
Well, standby 'cause I'm about to tell you the secret to unlocking a lifetime of satisfaction...
The Perfect Product
It's perfect for you
Perfect for your family
It's perfect for your friends!
The Perfect Product
The Perfect Product
It's made for me!
The Perfect Product
Gotta have it
Really need it
Lifetime warranty!
The Perfect Product
The Perfect Product
Comes with a guarantee, baby
The Perfect Product
The Perfect Product
It's made for me!
Just have fun with it!
Hello
How are you?
So-so
I'm glad to hear that
Oh...
If I may take a moment of your time
I'd like to take this opportunity
To tell you about something
So new
So revolutionary
So exciting
I'm listening
That it will completely change your life
Now I know what you're thinking
Trust me, I get it!
So I'm gonna cut right to the chase:
If you respect high quality
If you expect only the best
Only the best
Then folks, let's get right down to business
If you enjoy having fun
If you like guarantees
That sounds just like me!
I proudly present to you...
The Perfect Product
It's perfect for you
Perfect for your family
It's perfect for your friends!
A product you can trust
You can totally rely on
A product you can believe in
I believe!
Just enjoy your time with it
It's a product you can love
A product you will like
I know that you're gonna like this product
I love the Product!
So if you don't mind I'd like to go into further detail and give you some more information
Yes, please
Because we really want you to feel comfortable about all your Product related decisions
Now, a couple questions:
Would classify yourself as top notch?
Do you like being the talk of the town?
Let's say you get excited about great value
Such great value!
Then boy do I have exciting news for you
Well, standby 'cause I'm about to tell you the secret to unlocking a lifetime of satisfaction...
The Perfect Product
It's perfect for you
Perfect for your family
It's perfect for your friends!
The Perfect Product
The Perfect Product
It's made for me!
The Perfect Product
Gotta have it
Really need it
Lifetime warranty!
The Perfect Product
The Perfect Product
Comes with a guarantee, baby
The Perfect Product
The Perfect Product
It's made for me!
Just have fun with it!
