"VHS" lyrics

Would you like to see what I see?
You can see everything

We shook the pillars of heaven
We saw it through right to the end
And now the future is yours to live, my friend
And now I won't let it go to waste
'Cause I can see by the look on your face
That you're struggling to find your place
In all this space

You can learn of the ancient ways
The journey of the student and sensei
You know you can be the very best
With knowledge now available, available on VHS

Everything at your fingertips
Touch of a button and then that's it
Give the order and it will be yours
No one will ever have foreseen
The force of nature that you will be
When you look upon that TV screen
I said CRT

You can learn of the ancient ways
The journey of the student and sensei
You know you can be the very best
With knowledge now available, available on VHS

VHS!
VHS!
VHS!
VHS!

A new life awaits you
If you don't delay
Say goodbye to troubles that you feel today
If you choose ascension
And you pay your dues
You and all your new friends will rise to a new dimension

You can learn of the ancient ways
The journey of the student and sensei
You know you can be the very best
With wisdom now available
You'll never be the same again
With only three easy payments
It can be yours on VHS