"Teach Me How To Freestyle" lyrics

Nah you been saying the wrong one
Lemme say it right for you
Ya'll need to be saying teach me how to MC
(DJ Drama, fuck these niggas up)

They be like T-Raw
Motherfucker why you raw?
Know why 'cause I don't give a fuck at all
Still RIP beats
No flaws one verse one hearse funeral (Body 'em)
They be like T-Raw
Motherfucker why you raw?
Know why 'cause I don't give a fuck at all
Still RIP beats
No flaws one verse one hearse, funeral is 12 bars

12, midnight girls suck me off
All my blood homies call her "Vampire Jaw"
She look like an angel so I might be God
In the locker room dawg
She gettin' lock jaw awe
Betty the boop. Betty the boop
Give me the loop, give me the loop
BIG in a suit
GI Joe Tyga man, army shorts, red chucks
No shirt, young nigga tatted up
Nigga I go dumb
Count my cash throw the ones
Being famous is so fun
Yeah I do what can't be done

So pay attention
Hello. My name is Dr Green-Thumb
Pillow flow niggas too soft
If your Rolli tick tock
Then that shit didn't cost
Put some Vs in my watch now it's water off a duck
No problemo, bitches let me fuck
Yeah I spent a G on lunch
Mr. Chow-bow-down
Like a nigga got a hunch
Hunch back Bentley coupe
Brown leather like a blunt
You can have her heart
I just want the cunt
Please excuse my manners
I'm 'a eat the beat, and make the track vanish
Flow flow crazy the so outlandish
I can't fuck your girl, I got standards
Niggas gay, Adam Lambert
They went broke. MC Hammer
Big booty bitch I'm 'a pants her
Hop up on that dick and she turn into prancer
Biggity bounce 40 ounce
40-inch ass damn
Let me pull my ruler out
Let me do that in your mouth
Grab a towel spit it out
Now I gotta go
Go gotta do a show
Aw
(W-wel-wel-well done)