"not my day" lyrics

Was feeling a bit bourgie today, so I went to Asda instead of Aldi
I got a taxi up there, a man was bumping out Lewis Capaldi
It's that one song, that one song that gets you in the feels
The man went sick on the beat, and I'm telling you now, man went ill

He dropped me right outside that road chicken shop SFC
It's about half a mile away from where I'm actually meant to be
But that's alright, I still paid the guy fifteen quid
Thought it was a bit muggy though when he turned round and asked me for a tip
It's the first week of May in the UK and right now it's the hottest day
I'm sweating one out right now and I've got sun cream all over my face
I forgot my headphones, I guess I'll just hold my phone to my ear
But that's alright, I'll just play something everyone else wants to hear

And I'm walking past the tavern, it's not too early is it?
Maybe on the way back cuz it's summer, innit?
I just got to Asda, I ain't got a pound for the fucking trolley
Who carries cash these days? And I had nothing on me
I guess I'm using one of them baskets instead
I hate when they get heavy, don't you hate when your arm starts feeling dead?
Anyway I choose to proceed, I've got half of the stuff I actually need
I'm making my way to the checkout, fuck me, have you seen the queue?
I'm gonna be here for a while, I can't push in front, cuz that's fucking rude
It's been about half an hour and I'm finally about to pay
My card has just declined and today is just not my day
And today is just not my day, and today is just not my day

And today is just not my day
Fuck's sake

And I've just left my shopping with the geezer behind the till
And I've just checked my Santander, why the fuck does it say nil?
I'm looking through my transactions, it's that fifteen quid on the taxi
Now all I wanna do is listen to Lewis Capaldi

And today is just not my day