"One Semester Lesbian" lyrics

Freshman year. Everything's beautiful
People are all really good, you know
Sophomore year. Rocky Horror Picture Show
Who are you? Do you even know?
Suddenly, you're a vegan
And everything is
"Anarchy in the USA!"

You're a one-semester lesbian
Being queer is so this year
For a one-semester lesbian
But it ain't gonna last, I fear
If a Harry, John, Thomas, or Dick
Comes to get his kicks
I predict, you will ditch and
Make the switch

Making out in the stalls at school
Kissing girls on the lips was cool
Friday night there's a party up at Flo's
But you're going with a guy named Joe

You were a one-semester lesbian
Loving gays was just a phase
For the one-semester lesbian
Barely lasted eighty days
Till a Harry, John, Thomas, or Dick
Came to get his kicks
You got your fix and made the switch
Back to dating pricks

For my friend the tomboy
Oh, this was a crime
You took my friend for a ride
You treated her like an experiment
Did you know how much to her you meant?

You were a one-semester lesbian
Being queer was so last year
For a one-semester lesbian
And it just couldn't last I fear
A one-semester lesbian
Being queer is so last year
For this one-semester lesbian
And it just couldn't last, no it just couldn't last
Till a Harry, John, Thomas, or Dick
Came to get his kicks
You got your fix and made the switch
Back to dating pricks