"Country Phuck" lyrics

"Country Phuck"

All the other farmers want a hair do just like me
They blame my mom who used to roadie for MDC
And when I go to the hooten-nanny everyone wants to dance with me
They want to lick my boots and sit on my studs

Peel them taters, you suck!
Peel them taters, you country phuck!
Peel them taters, you suck!
Peel them taters, you country phuck!

They'll all be listening to hardcore when they be milking them cows
And when the sun comes up they start to slam
Here comes uncle Jessie with a shit eating grin
I wonder what he's doing inside the sheep's pen

Your sister's your wife, you suck!
Your sister's your wife, you country phuck!
Your sister's your wife, you suck!
Your sister's your wife, you country phuck!
Your sister's your wife, you suck!
Your sister's your wife, you country phuck!
Your sister's your wife, you suck!
Your sister's your wife, you country phuck!

Country phuck


Writer(s): Eddie Casillas, Frank Casillas, Jerry O'Neill, Jorge Arturo Casillas
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