"Elephantitis" lyrics
"Elephantitis"
I woke up
With my nuts by my side
So I brushed my tooth
And I took them for a ride
When I go driving
It's the carpool lane all the way
Because I am beside myself
My girl sits in the back
Cause my nuts ride shotgun
I've got elephantitis of the nuts
Public pussy places
They won't have me
They think I'm an embarrassment
Of the human male society
It's not a disease
Don't want a quarantine
Because these nuts
Are my personal property
My girl sits in the back
Cause my nuts ride shotgun
I've got elephantitis of the nuts
My girl sits in the back
Cause my nuts ride shotgun
I've got elephantitis of the nuts
My bitch sits in the back
Cause my nuts ride shotgun
I've got elephantitis of the nuts
Some say that I'm a hero
To all my fellow men
I'm their token role model
Like Alanis is to women
I woke up
With my nuts by my side
So I brushed my tooth
And I took them for a ride
Writer(s): Eddie Casillas, Frank Casillas
- AZLyrics
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- Voodoo Glow Skulls Lyrics
album:
"Baile De Los Locos" (1997)
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