"The Negative" lyrics

[Becky:]
Jenna, time to pee on a stick!

[Jenna:]
I don't wanna know

[Becky:]
C'mon honey, you've waited long enough

[Becky & Dawn:]
Get to it and do it

[Jenna:]
Okay girls, enough!

[Becky & Dawn:]
You know what we mean

[Dawn:]
I hope you drank enough this mornin'

[Becky:]
C'mon sweetie, it's better to know
We'll be right here with you so

[Dawn:]
It's no or it's yes
But either way you gotta take the test

[Becky:]
A squat and a squeeze
A prayer and a please
It's nothin'

[Dawn:]
A stick and a line

[Jenna:]
Just one of 'em - if I'm lucky

[Becky & Dawn:]
A pot and a piss
Here we go sis
An' we'll keep our focus on

[All:]
The negative!

[Becky:]
Read the instructions

[Dawn:]
Se puede saber la duración de la...

[Becky:]
English!

[Dawn:]
Do not insert the test stick into your vagina

[Becky:]
Wow... thank you, dawn

[Jenna:]
How'd I ever get myself in this mess?
One drunk night an' that stupid red dress

[Dawn:]
Aw, I love that red dress!
The way it sparkles, it looks like an ice-skating outfit!

[Becky:]
Oh, stay with us, dawn!

[Dawn:]
Maybe his machinery is broken somehow?
What if his boys don't swim, I mean, wow!
Miraculous luck!

[Becky:]
Damn, miraculous!
To get away with it unprotected fu...

[Jenna:]
Funny how one night
Can ruin your whole life

[Becky & Dawn:]
Don't go there yet
We don't know what the test says

[Jenna:]
I'm already panicked!

[Becky:]
Just calm down, god damn it!

[Dawn:]
Maybe it'll all be fine

[Becky & Dawn:]
Maybe there'll be just one line

[All:]
Come on, negative!

[Dawn:]
I thought you don't sleep with your husband much anymore?

[Jenna:]
Well, I... he got me drunk
I do stupid things when I drink, like - sleep with my husband

[Becky:]
Honey, we've all made that mistake

[All:]
Focus on the negative!

[Becky:]
This will all be alright

[Dawn:]
It was only one night

[Jenna:]
Someone
Send me a sign

[Becky & Dawn:]
One line

[All:]
One line

[Becky & Dawn:]
That means the test is ready
This is it...

[Jenna:]
...shit