"Christmas Vacation" lyrics

Sing it with me, girl

Hark the Herald
Who the hell's Herald?
That's the guy Granny met at Cracker Barret
I don't really like him, but—hey!—he's here
And Grandpa's dead. So, get him a beer

That ole Nativity's looking kinda weathered
Dog on the couch chewing on a shepherd
RV brakes squeaking on a street
'Course Eddie shows up, when it's time to eat

Yeah. We got a whole famn damily dysfunction
And a whole lotta alcohol consumption
Singing "Deck The Halls" 'til the season
I'm 'a "jingle all the way" to the AA meeting

All the kids acting up like Macaulay Culkin
All the adults suck at adulting
Yeah. Here's to the dream Chevy was Chasing
Oh, baby Jesus, help us
It's a Christmas Vacation

Maybe a little off key

Well, Shane brought his Michael
Friend home for a visit
He ain't "out the closet", but we all know he's in it
Creepy cousin Cletus in his mall Santa suit
Wouldn't let my kids sit in his lap, if I was you

Yeah. We got a whole famn damily dysfunction
And a whole lotta alcohol consumption
Singing "Deck The Halls" 'til the season
I'm 'a "jingle all the way" to the AA meeting

All the kids acting up like Macaulay Culkin
All the adults suck at adulting
Yeah. Here's to the dream Chevy was Chasing
Oh, baby Jesus, help us
It's a Christmas Vacation

One more time

Mama's got the vacuum out already
Daddy's in the pantry sneaking Little Debbies
Somebody took Frosty's carrot and stuck it down south
Hey, baby. That was probably one of our boys. No doubt

Yeah. We got a whole famn damily dysfunction
And a whole lotta alcohol consumption
Singing "Deck The Halls" 'til the season
I'm 'a "jingle all the way" to the AA meeting

All the kids acting up like Macaulay Culkin
All the adults suck at adulting
Yeah. Here's to the dream Chevy was Chasing
Oh, baby Jesus, help us
It's a Christmas Vacation