"Semi-Interesting Week" lyrics

On Monday I was trying to get my freak on
With a couple twins from Washington DC
One of them wore the American flag
The other sang "Land of the free"
Me, well, I'm not that patriotic
But the sisters really didn't seem to mind
When the sun rose the following morning
They did a red white and blue bump and grind

So far so good
Things were looking so bleak, oh yeah
But it's been a semi-interesting week

On Wednesday I was riding on the subway
Just minding my own business like I do
When this skinheaded psycho with the brains of a bat
Called me a "nothing nothing dirty Jew"
I assured him I'd showered just that morning
After killing and dismembering his Mom
I whipped him with my pistol and threw him on the track
And sent him back to Vietnam

So far so good
Now I'm on some kind of streak, oh yeah
Yes, it's been a semi-interesting week

On Friday I was lunching with amigos
At this taco stand at Normandy and Vine
When a big silver saucer with a green flashing light
Landed on the Hollywood sign
I thought it might be the second coming
Or maybe just some special effects
When in walked Father Hubbard with his boy Tom Cruise
Reeking of some science fiction sex

So far so good
Things were looking so bleak
Yes, it's been a semi-interesting week

So far so good
Now I'm on some kind of streak
Yes, it's been a semi-interesting week