"Mister Charisma (Alternate Version)" lyrics

Tell me Mister Charisma
What will your next trick be?
Slagging Sgt Pepper, snorting your old man's bones
Or falling out of a tree

Hold on Mister Charisma
You got something tasty up your sleeve
Something to mash your best friend's brains
Or have we been deceived?

I wish it was a riff
I wish it was a riff
A riff as stiff
As a teddy boy's quiff

I wish it was a song
An elegant song
Good as Wild Horses
But twice as long

Tell me Mister Charisma
What will your next trick be?