"My Own Bare Hands" lyrics

"My Own Bare Hands"

I could build an aeroplane
That travels o'er the lands
I could take your DNA
And replicate a man

I could do so many things
With my own bare hands

I'd love to be your ass checker
Stick it up in your ass
I'm gonna be your lawnmower
And cut your fucking grass

I can do so many things
With my own bare hands

Fuck it!

She's gonna be my cock professor
Studying my dick
She's gonna get her master's degree in fucking me

I can do so many things
With my own bare hands

Take a shit on the bitch and fuck hooba-jooba
Suckin' on my shit
Kick you in the pussy mamma-jamma motherfucker
And suck my fucking dick

I can do so many things
With my own bare hands

Fuck it
Ow

I can do so many things
With my own bare hands
With my own bare hands
With my own bare hands
With my own bare hands


Writer(s): Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo
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