"Wayne's Pet Youngin'" lyrics

Buggy, lay it on me! (One, two, three)
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty-one, twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four, twenty-five

Morgan's pain succumbs to the frame
In a zany combination of Wayne's pet youngin'
Astral plane conversing lame
In a zany combination of Wayne's pet youngin'

A stained pane drownin' out the rain
In a zany combination of Wayne's pet youngin'
You name the game and I'll bring Dwayne
And Roger and Rerun to Wayne's pet youngin'

Rerun's brain: confetti stain
In a zany combination of Wayne's pet youngin'
What's your name? Are you glad you came?
But would you die in the name of Wayne's pet youngin'?
Yes, I would!