"Who Dat?" lyrics

Who dat
Tellin' me those lies
Brother both my eyes ain't closed yet
Got a nice disguise
But I know you're really all wet
I'm attuned to this
Nothin' you can do will make me fall
Got a date to keep
You missed the seat and pissed on the wall

Wat dat
Crawlin' through the phone
Beggin' me to perform my very best
Call the publisher
Ask him to advance my next check
I'm attuned to this
Certainly I'm not used to this
I'm getting fat and I'm getting old
My little girl is turning 4 months old

Who you
Spooky eyes that turn
Look down at the ground
When I try to talk
Maybe I should try
Maybe I should take another walk
I'm attuned to this
Maybe you'd like to see me fall down
Might trip and lose my step
But I can swim and you won't see me drown