"Christmas Celebration" lyrics

"Christmas Celebration"

Christmas celebration
All around the nation
Won't you stay with me tonight
'Cause I'm running out of fight
And the pageantry is such a bore

Carolers are singing
Registers ka-chinging
And the presents are in place
But I'd rather eat some mace
'Cause that eggnog always make me sick

You know how the story goes
You've seen it all before
That man is so obese that
Can't get out the door

Christmas to perfection
I'm begging for some action
And the ringing in my ears
Is the sound of Christmas cheer
'Cause they've knocked me screaming overboard

You know how the story goes
You've seen it all before
That man is so obese that
Can't get out the door

You know how the story goes
You've seen it all before
That man is so obese that
Can't get out the door

Christmas celebration
All around the nation
Won't you stay with me tonight
'Cause I'm running out of fight
And the pageantry is such a bore

The pageantry is such a bore
The pageantry is such a bore
The pageantry is such a bore
The pageantry is such a bore


Writer(s): Rivers Cuomo
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