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"Lawn Chair" lyrics

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"Lawn Chair"

Cool, kicking back in your lawn chair
You summon Gabriel and Michael
"Hey guys why don't we torture the humans
Yes why don't we do it?
For our entertainment
Cuz Heaven is so dull
Too many grapes
Too many harps
Too many smiles
Not enough weeping
They'll suffer so we can feel emotional release"

"Well I'm gonna stand up and call you out
You're a punk-ass, oh my god, there is no doubt
Unsatisfied with rain you made tears
And threw out your baby
Expecting we'd praise ye
And worship your name in a song"

Now she's choking back tears (please tell us why)
Now she's gasping back her breath (please tell us why)
Cuz she didn't ever hurt no one...


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Writer(s): Rivers Cuomo
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EP: "SZNZ: Summer" (2022)
Weezer - SZNZ: Summer EP cover
Lawn Chair
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Portia
(Vinyl Bonus Track)
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