"Rules Of Life" lyrics

Go to Carlthorp even if you're stupid
Conjugate Verbs till your cortex bleeds
Do some service, maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs

These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life

Work at Berkshire, slowly move your way up
Federal Express don't come overnight for free
Find a partner, someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease

These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be everything we're meant to be in life

And then they'll fuck you, fuck you
Yeah, it's just as simple as that, woah
Show them what you got, you little snot
Give it a go

These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life (These are the rules of life)
These are the rules of life (These are the rules of life)
These are the rules of life (These are the-)
These are simply the rules of life