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"No More Soda!"

Kuya BJ thinks he's fat
So, he's giving up soda for
The rest of his life
His wife has a funny feeling he'll cave, but
He's been hooked on Perrier

No more soda!
Be careful: I am totally ripped
If you hug me, I might hurt ya -
Not on purpose, though
It's just there's something in
That devilish seltzer water

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EP: "Dad?" (2012)

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