"Tears In My Jizz" lyrics

"Tears In My Jizz"

Got the note that you gon' done and left me
Ran off with my best friend and his kids

No I ain't been the same
Since you traded my love for his
Now I'm sitting home alone
With tears in my jizz

Now I'm wackin' and cryin'
Pull my pecker while I'm tryin'
Not to think of you with him
I'm mopin' while I'm hopin'
Maybe you were only jokin'
So I'm strokin' while I'm chokin' back all my tears

No I ain't lame
But I ain't been the same man
Since you traded my love for his
Now I'm sittin' home alone
With tears in my jizz

I keep calling but you ain't pickin' up
Ignoring me and now I'm really pissed

No, I ain't been the same
Since you traded my love for his
Now I'm sitting home alone
With tears in my jizz

Now I'm wackin' and cryin'
Pull my pecker while I'm tryin'
Not to think of you with him
I'm mopin' while I'm hopin'
Maybe you were only jokin'
So I'm strokin' while I'm chokin' back all my tears

No I ain't lame
But I ain't been the same man
Since you traded my love for his
Now I'm sittin' home alone
With tears in my jizz

Darlin' I need a little understanding
While I'm crying and jackin' off
Can't keep living this way
Ain't you got nothing to say?
While my heart and dick are both getting soft
Bitch I'm getting soft

No I ain't been the same
Since you traded my love for his
Now I'm sittin' home alone
With tears in my jizz

Now I'm sittin' home alone
With tears in my jizz


Writer(s): Benjamin Hoffman
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