"Earth To" lyrics
Earth to Frankie, Earth to me
Wake the daughters of color TV
Drinking flat soda, magpie esteem
Drop a warm floater on your absent dream
I know you just want to come more easily
So, I'm sad to say you've gotta get crucified to cream
Here
Earth to Ginger, Earth to Maureen
Meet the sons of profanity
On their private isles with their bachelors' degrees
You oughta line them up and give 'em all a big squeeze
Singing, "Jesus Christ is the hammer supreme
And I'll do my best not to blaspheme
Here."
Earth to Judy, Earth to John
Aleister Crowley got so much of it wrong
He kinda left you empty, lips to the bong
In your plaid shorts, you were just tagging along
'Til you found your mark and awaited the gong
Now you're writing verses to brand-new songs
Ooh
Earth to England and Earth to France
In the U.S. of A., I'm doing a brand-new dance
Earth to Norway and Germany
In the U.S. of A., we are simple and free
Singing, "Hot dog, you're the apple of my eye
Heavens to Betsy, I don't wanna die
Here."
Wake the daughters of color TV
Drinking flat soda, magpie esteem
Drop a warm floater on your absent dream
I know you just want to come more easily
So, I'm sad to say you've gotta get crucified to cream
Here
Earth to Ginger, Earth to Maureen
Meet the sons of profanity
On their private isles with their bachelors' degrees
You oughta line them up and give 'em all a big squeeze
Singing, "Jesus Christ is the hammer supreme
And I'll do my best not to blaspheme
Here."
Earth to Judy, Earth to John
Aleister Crowley got so much of it wrong
He kinda left you empty, lips to the bong
In your plaid shorts, you were just tagging along
'Til you found your mark and awaited the gong
Now you're writing verses to brand-new songs
Ooh
Earth to England and Earth to France
In the U.S. of A., I'm doing a brand-new dance
Earth to Norway and Germany
In the U.S. of A., we are simple and free
Singing, "Hot dog, you're the apple of my eye
Heavens to Betsy, I don't wanna die
Here."
