"You Brought It On Yourself" lyrics

Hit it!

You brought it on yourself
You brought it on yourself
You brought it on yourself

You brought it on yourself
You brought it on yourself
You brought it on yourself
You brought it on yourself (self, self)

I was rolling down the street in my convertible Beamer
Drove to Mickey Dees, that's when I seen her
She was sugar and spice
And everything nice
And I was living the good life
My stereo is kicking loud as can be
And everybody is looking at the girl with me
She asked if she can take my car around the block
I said "Yeah" because she was on my jock-uh
"Twinkle, twinkle little star"
Please come back here with my car
She circled around once and kept getting up
If it wasn't for bad, I wouldn't have no luck
Now it's been two hours, and she still ain't back
People laughing in my face "Ha ha, ha ha..."
Now I'm sitting with police filling out a report
Because it's been two months, and she still ain't called

You brought it on yourself
You brought it on yourself
You brought it on yourself

You brought it on yourself
You brought it on yourself
You brought it on yourself
You brought it on yourself (self, self)

I was chilling in my house, all alone
Then I got a strange call on my telephone
I couldn't tell who the hell it was at first
When I asked who it was
It was my man Curt
He said "I met this girl in a club party, alright
She invited me back to her place to spend the night
I looked at her hand and didn't see no ring
So I went back with her to do the Wild Thing"
Just as they would start to moan and groan
She heard a key in the door and said 'My husband is home!'
He jumped out up and grabbed everything he could
And he ran the house just like you would
And now he's buck naked, from head to toe
And he's hiding in the closet with nowhere to go
So he called me up, so I can give him some help
I said, "Curt, you jerk, you brought it on-on-on..."

You brought it on yourself
You brought it on yourself
You brought it on yourself

You brought it on yourself
You brought it on yourself
You brought it on yourself
You brought it on yourself (self, self)

So why do people always blame the way they act
All the different signs of the zodiac?
You say you like to mess around 'cause you're a Scorpio
You like to get loose, and you know that I know
And now I hear that you're dating two guys
One's a Sagittarius and the other's Gemini
I heard when you get married, he has to be a Pisces
Well I heard that you found one and left you twice-y
Now you make the trip to your local palm reader
Says a Cancer is the thing to meet-ah
And you 'beleet' her
Now you run around here trying to find a Cancer
But an irie psychiatrist would be the best answer
Now you;re all alone cause you went too far
I seen you outside cursing out your stars
Don't put the blame on anyone else
'Cause the fault lies not on our stars
You brought on yourself!