"Captain's Magic Buttons" lyrics

Captain's magic buttons
He's got half a dozen
Lets him sing in different ways
(Whoa, here we go)
Magic buttons
Push a magic button
Let's see how he sings today (Woo-hoo-hoo)

What's gonna happen when you push the first button?
(Quack-a-doodle-doo)
What's gonna happen when you push the second button?
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
What's gonna happen when you push the third button?
(Wah, I think I'm a crocodile now)
What's gonna happen when you push the fourth button?
(Whoa-ho, let's hopscotch)

Captain's magic buttons
He's got half a dozen
Lets him sing in different ways
(Whoa-ho, me hearties)
Magic buttons
Push a magic button
Let's see how he sings today (Woo-hoo, this is fun)

What's gonna happen when you push the first button?
(Quack-a-doodle-doo)
What's gonna happen when you push the second button?
What's gonna happen when you push the third button?
(Crocodile, crocodile, crocodile)
What's gonna happen when you push the fourth button?
(Ho-ho, I love hopscotch, woo-hoo-hoo)

Captain's magic buttons
He's got half a dozen
Lets him sing in different ways
(Oh, these buttons are great fun, me hearties)
Magic buttons
Push a magic button
Let's see how he sings today (Whoa-ho)

What's gonna happen when you push the first button?
(Quack-a-doodle-doo)
(Oh, it didn't work, whoa-ho-ho, woo-hoo-hoo)
What's gonna happen when you push the second button?
What's gonna happen when you push the third button?
(Crocodile, crocodile, yeah)
What's gonna happen when you push the fourth button?
(Whoa-ho, hopscotching, woo-hoo)

Ho-ho, these are the best magic buttons I've ever had
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