"I Am A Fine Musician" lyrics

I am a fine musician
I practice every day
People come from miles around
Just to hear me play
(What do you play?)
I play the drums

Drums, drums, rum-a-tum-tum
Rat-a-tat-tat, rum-a-tum-tum
Drums, drums, rum-a-tum-tum
Rum-a-tum-tum-tum-tum

He is a fine musician
He practices every day
People come from miles around
Just to hear him play
(What does he play?)
He plays the banjo

Plink, plink, plinkety-plonk
Plinkety-plonk, plinkety-plonk
Plink, plink, plinkety-plonk
Plinkety-plonk-plonk-plonk

He is a fine musician
He practices every day
People come from miles around
Just to hear him play
(What does he play?)
He plays piano

Tinkly, tinkly, tinkly-do
Tinkly-do, tinkly-do
Tinkly, tinkly, tinkly-do
Tinkly-do-do-do

He is a fine musician
He practices every day
People come from miles around
Just to hear him play
(What does he play?)
He plays the cowbell

Clank, clank, clank-clank-clank
Clank, clank, clank-clank-clank
Clank, clank, clank-clank-clank
Clank, clank-clank-clank

He is a fine musician
He practices every day
People come from miles around
Just to hear him play
(What does he play?)
He plays the bagpipes

Wee, wee, wee-wee-wee
Wee-wee-wee, wee-wee-wee
Wee, wee, wee-wee-wee
Wee, wee-wee-wee

He is a fine musician
He practices every day
People come from miles around
Just to hear him play
(What does he play?)
He plays the didgeridoo

Didge, didge, didgeridoo
Didgeridoo, didgeridoo
Didge, didge, didgeridoo
Didgeridoo-doo-doo

We are fine musicians
We practice every day
People come from miles around
Just to hear us play
(What do we play?)
We play the drums
The banjo
Piano
The cowbell
The bagpipes
The didgeridoo

Hey!