"If I Was To Be Mayor (Captain Feathersword)" lyrics

If I was to be the mayor of this Wiggle Town so Fair
Many changes you would see all fall in place because of me!
Like the day I give to tickling, and the one I make for pickling
And my pirate chest of treasures a great pleasure would be

I've had pirate maps in action to our Wiggle Town attractions
Everyone can find our wonders with no blunders, you will see!
I would be mayoral private, I never would be irate
The fun level of our town wipes out the frowns, you'll see