"Introduction To Peanut Butter" lyrics

[Simon:] Now everybody, look who's joined us. It's our favourite pirate, Captain Feathersword. Let's all say "Ahoy there, Captain Feathersword" [with others] Ahoy there, Captain Feathersword

[Captain Feathersword:] Ahoy there me hearties

[Simon:] Now Captain, I was wondering, do you like peanut butter?

[Captain Feathersword:] Peanut butter? Ho ho! I love peanut butter. Oh, peanut butter's so tasty, so delicious. Oh yeah! Give me some peanut butter please please please?

[Anthony:] Hang on a second there, Simon, hang on a second there, Captain, you're enjoying yourselves, I know, and you're about to share out the peanut butter sandwiches. Oh, Simon, please! Before you share your food, always ask. Does anybody have an allergy to this food, to the peanut butter? Make sure you ask that, Simon, please?

[Simon:] Sure thing, Anthony, well, let me ask. Does anyone have an allergy to peanut butter?

[Emma:] No allergy here, Simon

[Anthony:] No, Simon, I don't have an allergy but thank you for asking, my good friend

[Lachy:] Simon, I do not have an allergy either

[Captain Feathersword:] Ho ho! No allergy here. Ho ho! Gimme that peanut butter. Hoo hoo!

[Simon:] Well, that's great news. No one here has an allergy to peanut butter, but if you do have an allergy to peanut butter, that's okay because you can still sing and dance about it. Here we go. The peanut butter song