"Introduction To The Master Pasta Maker (From Italy)" lyrics

[Captain Feathersword:] Whoa-ho! Oh, ahoy there me hearties! I'd like to introduce you to a friend of mine, the master pasta maker from Italy, Alfonso. Let's all say "Ahoy there, Alfonso!" Ahoy there, Alfonso!

[Alfonso:] Oh ciao capitano, finalmente ti ho incontrato, sono, ah, ah, ciao a tutti, ah, (in English) Hi everybody! Eh, dimmi!

[Captain Feathersword:] Ooh, now, tell me, Alfonso, how is it you make that wonderful pasta?

[Alfonso:] Oh Capitano, a te te lo devo proprio dire. lo ci metto le farina, ci metto l'acqua, ci metto le uova. E metto tutto insieme e mischio e poi. Ooh!

[Captain Feathersword:] Ooh! Wow! So okay so, umm... so you get some flour...

[Alfonso:] Si si si si si!

[Captain Feathersword:] And some water...

[Alfonso:] Si Capitano si!

[Captain Feathersword:] Oh and some... (clucks like a chicken) Oh, some chicken?

[Alfonso:] No no no no Capitano

[Captain Feathersword:] Oh, uhh... Oh, oh, some feathers?

[Alfonso:] No no Capitano

[Captain Feathersword:] Ooh I know, Alfonso. (Alfonso: Dimmi, dimmi!) Some egg!

[Alfonso:] Bravo, bravo, Capitano, bravo! Si si si

[Captain Feathersword:] Hoo hoo hoo! Oh well, me hearties. Let's all make some pasta with the master pasta maker from Italy!