"Murray Had A Turtle" lyrics

Murray had a turtle
I called him Tiny Tim
He put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim

He drank up all the water (Oh no)
He ate up all the soap (Uh oh)
He tried to eat the bathtub but it wouldn't fit down his throat

Murray called the doctor (Doctor)
The doctor called the nurse
The nurse called the lady with the polka dotted purse

In walked the doctor (I'm a doctor) in walked the nurse (Hi, nurse)
In walked the lady with the polka dotted purse (Hello)

Hmm, said the doctor
Ahh, said the nurse
Bad, said the lady with the polka dotted purse

Murray thanked the doctor (Thanks doc)
Murray thanked the nurse (Thanks nurse)
Murray thanked the lady with the polka dotted purse (Thank you, ma'am)