"Porcupine Pie" lyrics

"Porcupine Pie"
(originally by Neil Diamond)

Porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie
Vanilla soup, a double scoop, please?
No maybe I won't, maybe I will, maybe I'll have
The tutti fruit with fruity blue cheese

Ah, but porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie
Don't let it get on your jeans
Though it sounds a little strange but
You gotta eat it with gloves or your hands will turn green

Ah, but porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie
Weaves it's way through my dreams
I do believe I'm gonna try some and
Leave enough room for dessert the chicken ripple ice cream


Writer(s): Neil Diamond