"The Turkey Jumps Right Out Of The Pie" lyrics

Mom gets up on Christmas morning
Dad eats chips even as he's yawning
Mom likes mushrooms, melons and mustard
Dad likes blueberry coconut custard

Mom likes turkey and dad likes ham
And I eat both, oh, yes, I can
But dad eats curry and chili too
I just don't know what to do

Then mom turns around and she says it's alright
But the turkey jumps right out of the pie
Mom turns around and she says it's alright
But the turkey jumps right out of the pie
The turkey jumps right out of the pie
The turkey jumps right out of the pie

My brother likes bread with butter on top
My sister eats a whole lot
Mom likes turkey and dad likes ham
And I eat both, oh, yes, I can
But dad eats curry and chili too
I just don't know what to do

Then mom turns around and she says it's alright
The turkey jumps right out of the pie
Mom turns around and she says it's alright
But the turkey jumps right out of the pie
The turkey jumps right out of the pie
The turkey jumps right out of the pie