"Two Polite Elvises" lyrics

Two ukulele players met in a lane
Bowed most politely, bowed once again

How do you do again?

Two rock guitarists met in a lane
Bowed most politely, bowed once again

How do you do again?

Two girl drummers met in a lane
Bowed most politely, bowed once again

How do you do again?

Two bass players met in a lane
Bowed most politely, bowed once again

How do you do again?

Two polite Elvises met in a lane
Bowed most politely, bowed once again
"Thank you, thank you very much"
"Thank you, thank you very much"
Thank you very much again