"Welcome To Network Wiggles!" lyrics

[Wiggles:] Hi, we're The Wiggles

[Greg:] I'm Greg

[Murray:] I'm Murray

[Jeff:] I'm Jeff

[Anthony:] And I'm Anthony

[Greg:] Well, everybody, we're on our way to Network Wiggles. Come on with us. We're gonna make some television

[Anthony:] Now we're here at the studio, Greg. And everybody, it's time to get this television studio working. You know what I'll do first? I'll turn the electricity switches on

[Greg:] Great idea. I'll make sure the lights are all working

[Jeff:] And I'll polish all the lenses of the TV cameras

[Anthony:] Good idea, Jeff. Hey, Wags the Dog!

[Wags:] Ruff, ruff!

[Anthony:] Can you collect all those bones that are lying around and clean them up?

[Wags:] R-okay

[Anthony:] Okay. Henry, what are you up to?

[Henry:] Oh, I'm painting all these sets

[Anthony: (He chuckles)] Hey, Murray

[Murray:] Yes, Anthony?

[Anthony:] Make sure you tune all the guitars wonderful

[Murray:] Sure, Anthony

[Anthony:] Good on ya, Murray

[Greg:] Captain Feathersword?

[Captain Feathersword:] Ahoy there, Greg

[Greg:] Why don't you check all the microphones to make sure they're working properly?

[Captain Feathersword:] W-ow! [He's trying to speak in the microphone]

[Greg:] Hmm, something doesn't sound quite like. Hmm, we need to work on the microphones, guys. Come on, let's make sure everything's working properly here at Network Wiggles

[Jeff: (He's snoring)]

[Anthony:] Oh no, everybody, Jeff's fallen asleep! We've gotta get Network Wiggles happening. Let's wake him up. On the count of 3, let's say "Wake up, Jeff". Are you ready? 1, 2, 3. [with Greg & Murray:] Wake up, Jeff!

[Jeff: (He's blubbering while wakes up & laughing] Network Wiggles, lights, camera, action!