"My Kinda Movie" lyrics

Scene 1 sees the hero strike a match and set the entire script alight
Real time, real love, real life
Cut away to a creature made of fear and hate, eatin' its creator alive
Real time, real love, real life
Do it right
Real time, real love, real life

If this was a movie, it'd be the kinda film I like
Guaranteed offense, now see them pukin' in the aisles
Hardcore, filth, gore, not a trace of CGI
Nothin' right, nothin' as it should be, my kinda movie

Suddenly the quality goes from 3D to oh, fuck it
Cronenberg meets Ingmar Bergman with Takashi Miike on the side
Real time, real love, real life

If this was on video, I'd get my money back
Pirate this on VHS and spend the rest on crack
Back when I was young and too far gone for turnin' back
You would not have liked me if you knew me, my kinda movie

Act 2, nobody knew just what the hell to do
But to sit back and endure the ride

Based on the synopsis, I guess they've taken it too far
And your surrealist, all wrapped up in avant garde
The emphasis on pathos gave us a few too many scars
Comin' soon, at least it fuckin' should be, my kinda movie