"They Like Their Turtlenecks Ribbed" lyrics

Be true to self
Don't be what you're not
Hold on to what you've got
Thanks a lot
You fucking asshole

That's fascinating news
Now give me something I could use
Like how to work
This detonator now

This clubs got tons of assholes
And the prettiest turtlenecks

It's a holy water super soaker fight
And all the denim left in Texas won't make you right