"Hey Western Union Man" lyrics

Oh Western Union man
Send a telegram, to my baby
(Send a telegram, send a telegram) Oh! (Send a telegram)
Right on to my baby
This is what I want you to say

Want you to tell her that I'm all alone
I tried to call her on the phone
Tell her I'm in misery and think she's avoiding me
And if a telegram don't do, send a box of candy too
And maybe some flowers
Tell her that I miss her for hours and hours

(Send a telegram, send a telegram) Hurry up man! (Send a telegram)
Right on to my baby
Ah, ya hear what I say

Tell me have you got a boy you can send?
This is what I him to do
Put him on his bike right away
See if he can get my message through
Date it tomorrow but mail it right away
I want the girl to know that I [messed up/miss her?]
Something like yesterday

(Send a telegram, send a telegram) Oh! (Send a telegram)
Right on to my baby
Don't you hear what I say?

Oh Western Union man
Send a telegram
Oh, send a telegram to my baby
Western Union man
Hey! Send a telegram
(Send a telegram, send a telegram, oh send a telegram)
To my baby
Ya hear what I say now

Oh Western Union man
Send a telegram
Oh, send a telegram to my baby
Western Union man
Hey! Send a telegram
Oh (Send a telegram, send a telegram, oh send a telegram)
Right on to my baby
Oh, you hear what I say now

Send him right away
Hey Western Union man
Wanna see my baby
So send him right away now
Got to see my baby
Oh yeah
Won't you send a telegram?
Oh, to my baby
Tell her that I miss her so
More than she will ever know