"Drinkin' And Drivin'" lyrics

1,2, 1,2,3
Fore!

Well, they say Saturday is for the boys
And my wife, she gave me the choice
If I mow the lawn and pick up the toys
I can hit go hit the links
It did come with some parameters though
I had to come home sober and before dinner
And I'll just stick to beer and lay off the liquor
Hell, I'll probably won't even drink

Well, on my way what I like to do
Is get a can of Copenhagen and a Mountain Dew
She thinks I quit but I still chew
But only when I golf
And I don't have time to hit the range
So it's two off the tee and one goes straight
The course record man, it's still in play
Crack a beer and find my ball

Drinkin' and drivin'
Swervin' and slicin'
There's no DUI-ing
On private property
Drinkin' and drivin'
Just out here good-timin'
My balls
My buddies
And me

Now you can't bring it on the course
My buddy Joe brings moonshine of course
And the first sip sure tastes like divorce
Like the one he went through last fall
Now Tommy takes it way too seriously
He makes us pipe down on the first par 3
And he gets a little closer than Charles and me
But that's not saying much at all

Well, Eddie's the worst of all time
He tees it up and lets it fly
It goes in the hole and we lose our minds
That lucky son of a bitch
And just like that
On over the hill
Comes the cart girl with the coolers filled
With Fireball, they're already chilled
I'll Uber home, I guess

Drinkin' and drivin'
Swervin' and slicin'
There's no DUI-ing
On private property
Drinkin' and drivin'
Just out here good-timin'
My balls
My buddies
And me

My wife just called and she is pissed
Might as well play 36

Drinkin' and drivin'
Swervin' and slicin'
There's no DUI-ing
On private property
Drinkin' and drivin'
Just out here good-timin'
My balls
My buddies
And me

Drinkin' and drivin'
Swervin' and slicin'
There's no denyin'
I'm shooting 103 yeah
Drinkin' and drivin'
Just out here good-timin'
My balls
My buddies
And me