"Keith B - Real I (Interlude)" lyrics

[Keith B-Real & Jada Pinkett Smith:]
I am Keith B-Real, story breaker, keepin' it real here
I'm in some Chinese mans theater
And this brother is keeping it real damn ridiculous
This is belemptious
He got people up here posin' as slaves and things and ice and everything
This is ridiculous, I can't beli—
Wait a minute, is that Jada Pinkett?
'Cuse me, Jada!
Hey—
Over here
Hi, how are you?
Yeah hi, hey, hey, hey, I'm Keith B-Real, keepin' it real as usual
I got some questions I need to ask you, girl
Sure
Uh, how long do you think this Will Smith, uh, hyperthermia is gon' last?
Um, hyper-hyperthermia?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, look it up, don't—man, you guys readin' or somethin'?
Um, well, you know, I think that Will is very talented
Mm-hmm
And I think that, you know, he'll be successful at anything that he puts his mind to
Mm-hmm, uh, yeah well, I was checkin' out his vertebrae
He don't look like he could slang it like no man now
Wha—
Now me, I would tear your little—uh
If you would've read my motivational tapes
You wouldn't've done that, it talks about that on page thirty seven
Uh, yeah, uh, 'cuse me, Charlie Mack, please handle this
Charlie, you need to stop grabbin' up on me
Anyway, this is Keith B-Real, I'll be right back
Charlie, you gon' get enough of grabbin' up on me, man