"Illegally Blonde" lyrics

[Wynne:]
Hi

[Cipha Sounds:]
Ayy, what floor do you need?

[Wynne:]
Uh, 9 please

[Cipha Sounds:]
Oh, what's up on 9?

[Wynne:]
Uh, my studios up there, I'm a rapper

[Cipha Sounds:]
Oh...

What the fuck is going on?
(Ciph, don't be like that...)
She's a white girl from Portland!
What's she rapping about? The ski lodge?
With her parents Ted and Yankee Candle?
Playing Harry Potter Trivia?
Wearing those Burger Stock sandals
"Hi! I'm Lizzie McGuire from the rap game
And you're watching the Disney Channel!"
(That's not nice at all...)
She's out there drinking that La Croix water
Growing granola on her co-op urban rooftop farm
(I don't... I don't think you grow granola)
You grow granola!
(Ciph)
You know white people don't wash their legs right
(What?)
That's disgusting
She looks like one of those women that says:
"Can I speak to your manager?"
Ayo, yo
Let me speak to your manager
I'll damage ya, ya amateur
Me and my four friends got eight legs like a tarantula
(Oh, okay)
What she thinks she's tough?
What's this some kind of Illegally Blonde shit?
What's her gang? Delta Gamma Nu Nu, hehehe

[Wynne:]
Have a good day!

[Cipha Sounds:]
Yeah, you too