"Cono Ka P're" lyrics

Paanong magmura ang coñong Ilokana?
"Okinam shet"
Paanong magdasal ang coñong relihiyosa?
"Lord, give us naman our bread"

How could you be so ugh
How could you be
How could you be so ugh, ugh!
How could you be so ugh
How could you be
How could you be so ugh, ugh, ugh!

What happened to my stuffed toy?
It's imported pa naman, you make destroy
Ikaw ha, you naughty boy
I'll donate you to Mang Unggoy

How could you be so ugh
How could you be
How could you be so ugh, ugh!
How could you be so ugh
How could you be
How could you be so ugh, ugh, ugh!

Paanong magrecite ang coñong Ilokana?
"Ma'am, donno the answer"
Paanong mag-ispeach ang coñong kongresista
"Alam nyo, you know? Alam nyo, you know?"

How could you be so ugh
How could you be
How could you be so ugh, ugh!
How could you be so ugh
How could you be
How could you be so ugh, ugh, ugh!

Hey guys, come on, lakwatcha naman
Tomorrow pa, our exams
Take it easy, 'wag ka nang mag-cram
Watch a movie and go shopping na la-ang

How could you be so ugh
How could you be
How could you be so ugh, ugh!
How could you be so ugh
How could you be
How could you be so ugh, ugh, ugh!
How could you be so ugh
How could you be
How could you be so ugh, ugh, ugh!
How could you be so ugh
How could you be
How could you be so, yuh!