"Cherophobe Rock" lyrics

I get the measure of a man from how he enters a room
I get no pleasure from the pressure, not to pander to him
And it must be true, if they say it's true
I'm really dumb enough to think I could win over you, so
Enter the joker with unbearable wit
He's gonna bury all the idiots in a pit
Like metaphorically, I mean obviously
I wasn't really gonna kill 'em all literally
I haven't got the brains to feign for the insanity plea

You could never be clever
If you crack a smile and mean it in a world like this
Yeah, there's no cheer, if you're sincere
You can only be a drag in a world like this

Counting your chickens like your shit don't stink
It can't be funny if it really makes you think
Watch it come for you, like it came for me
Under the guise of something wise, said allegorically
My design is divine, but where's the comedy

You could never be clever
If you crack a smile and mean it in a world like this
Yeah, there's no cheer, if you're sincere
You can only be a drag in a world like this
You could never be clever
If you crack a smile and mean it in a world like this
Yeah, there's no cheer, if you're sincere
You can only be a drag in a world like this

You could never be clever
If you crack a smile and mean it in a world like this
Yeah, there's no cheer, if you're sincere
You can only be a drag in a world like this