"Carol Of Bellows" lyrics

Hear now fellas
Beautiful Bellows
Went to his grave
Threw life away

Rumors I hear
Brimming with fear
We were mislead
Never was dead
He's growing old
Never turned cold
Ding-dong, ding-dong
Risen at dawn
With dreadful ring
Bells caroling
Far and near
Fear in the air
Burial ground
Vacant his mound
O'er hill and dale
Hear now his tale

Gloria in Excelsis Bellows
Gloria Gloria

Here comes our fella'
Beautiful Bellows
Live and well
Back from hell
Songs now we ask
Of Christmas past
Tells us a tale
Of Christmas gay
Yules of his youth
Swears it's the truth

There was my Pa'
Drunk as a dog
Whipped up his cock
With a loud knock

Followed by Mum
Tanked up on rum
Cursing his name
Are you insane

Don't let your tiny cock go numb
Before you stick it up my bum
Kids they were crying, cat he was dying
Dog sucked his balls for supper

Don't let your tiny cock go numb
Before you stick it up my bum
Kids they were crying, cat he was dying
Dog sucked his balls for supper

Yule! Is the time to
Rejoice! It's the time to
Yule is the time to rejoice
To drink rum and get too drunk
Now go and fetch that rum
Yule! Is the time to
Rejoice! It's the time to
Yule is the time to rejoice
Now go and fetch that rum
Yule! Is the time to
Rejoice! It's the time to
Yule is the time to rejoice
So bring me some rum

Yule! Is the time to
Rejoice! It's the time to
Yule is the time to rejoice, so bring me now
Some fine, strong, sweet, dark rum

That's our fella
Beautiful Bellows
Live and well
Back from hell
We were mislead
Never was dead
Songs now we ask
Of Christmas past
Sings of his Pa'
Drunk as a dog
Followed by Ma
Fat as a hog

Hail to the king
All people sing gaily they cheer
Bellows is here

Hail to the king
All people sing gaily they cheer
Bellows is here

He's our fella
Beautiful Bellows
Live and well
Back from hell
We were mislead
Never was dead
Songs now we ask
Of christmas past
Sings of his Pa'
Drunk as a dog
Followed by Ma
Fat as a hog

Hail to the king
All people gaily the cheer
Bellows is here

Hail to the king
All people gaily the cheer
Bellows is here

Merry, merry, merry Christmas
Merry, merry, merry Christmas

We were mislead
Never was dead
Deeply disturbed
Rumors they were
We were mislead
Never was dead
Gloria In Excelsis Bellows